banana-ism.... the 7 principles of banana-ism

The founding principles of Banana-ism are that of activity and fair play in e-sim, Cball has never needed to cheat the rules, so we should follow HIS example...
Extract from the Book of Banana, chapter 2
Cball saw bananaboy378’s work when he founded the religion and proclaimed
20:02 CBall[away] haha ace

It was in this moment that bananaboy378 was bestowed the knowledge of the principles of Banana-sim.

Principle 1 – the most important commandment in the entire religion...
Thou shalt never truth Lithuania.

Principle 2 –
Thou shalt never break the principle 1

Principle 3 –
Thou shalt consume a product of the holy animal, the pig, once a week

Principle 4 –
Thou shalt never break a rule of e-sim, so the prophet bananaboy378 may continue his holy work, and not waste his time doing GO stuff

Principle 5 –
Thou shalt not discriminate against other people. They may be non-believers, or unholy, but they are all people, and may be returned to the sty.

Principle 6 –
Thou shalt engage in warfare at least once every-other-day unless thou is incapable so such a action

Principle 7 –
Thou shalt make a weekly pilgrimage to IRC.

Principle 8 –
Thou shalt benefit the young ones. This can be anything from answering questions, to making guides to sending them stuff.
Principle 9 –
Thou shalt ping Cball in irc at every possible occasion, without it becoming spam. This will display our love unto him.
If you follow all of these actions, you are a holy of Cball, and he may choose to bestow a gift upon you. Failing that Cball thinks you do not deserve one (as HE could never overlook someone), tell the brown banana-ite (any of the oldfags) and they will bestow upon you a gift of a q5 health pack and a full complement of q1 weps.

The unholy
These people shun banana-ism and its principles, the unholy are those who are yet to see the light of HIM.

The unholy – They are those who break principle 4 or 5. They should not be shunned, but they have no hope of benefitting from Cball or his brown banana-ites in the near future. By continually and successfully following the 9 principles for 2 months they may be welcomed back into the sty.

Next reading – The ranking system of Cball faith

Lol, love it!

I am a believer ofc!

God i hate my ideas sometimes...

Have Faith in him and He shall show the way \o/

I hae just tried to write part 9 and i have realised that being drunk is needed to write them.